- Butterfingers - she likened the cutting of a frozen brain to cutting Butterfinger candy bars
- Jello - gelatinous cadavers are used to test bullets and guns (the cadavers are not humans, they are actually gelatin, but I still lost my taste for Jello)
- Dungeness Crabs - apparently this is the most environmentally efficient way to dispose of human remains, by dropping the remains into a heavily populated area of crabs. The little critters would quickly feast on all your kibbles and bits.
I'm definitely for organ donation. I need to update my driver's license when it's up for renewal!
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